me: i’m sick
parent: *feels forehead*
parent: HAHA NOPE ITS TOTALLY NORMAL
me: look the thermometer says 105 degrees
parent: NO I FELT YOUR HEAD YOU’RE OKAY NOW GO TO SCHOOL
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF COOLDAD.GIF!
IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG WITHIN 1 MINUTE HE WILL SHOW UP IN YOUR CLOSET TONIGHT AND BE COOL
just let him have the pizza
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
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- Stringrays have been dump in pool.
- A dog has been run over.
- A homicide confirmed at 1600 Arcade.
- Shots fired in three different places.
- A group of individuals with guns have been seen.
- A man with a machete and hammer has been seen.
- Giraffe has been freed from the zoo.
- Some guy stole a beer and a pickle. Not a jar of pickles. A pickle.
- An ice cream man has been assaulted by a teenager.
- Female in wheelchair struck by vehicle on Main St. - Police and Fire en route
- Nuggets have been thrown at a police car
All has been confirmed on the Louisville Police Scanner.
IF THE LINK DOES NOT WORK, LET ME KNOW.
112 people have been killed in Chicago by a group of people reenacted the purge movies. If your city has been listed as a target; Detroit, MI (8/15) Louisville, KY (8/15), Jacksonville, FL (8/31); please stay inside and take precautions.
THIS IS FAKE
IF YOU HEAR SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS LIKE MASS MURDER COMMITTED BY TEENAGE MOVIE FANS GOOGLE BEFORE YOU SPREAD PANIC INDUCING MISINFORMATION