me: i’m sick

parent: *feels forehead*

parent: HAHA NOPE ITS TOTALLY NORMAL

me: look the thermometer says 105 degrees

parent: NO I FELT YOUR HEAD YOU’RE OKAY NOW GO TO SCHOOL

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF COOLDAD.GIF!

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG WITHIN 1 MINUTE HE WILL SHOW UP IN YOUR CLOSET TONIGHT AND BE COOL

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

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pokescans:

Pokémon Ranger promotional art

pokescans:

Pokémon Ranger promotional art

LOUISVILLE PURGE

tauntingmockingbird:

So far;

  • Stringrays have been dump in pool.
  • A dog has been run over.
  • A homicide confirmed at 1600 Arcade.
  • Shots fired in three different places.
  • A group of individuals with guns have been seen.
  • A man with a machete and hammer has been seen.
  • Giraffe has been freed from the zoo.
  • Some guy stole a beer and a pickle. Not a jar of pickles. A pickle.
  • An ice cream man has been assaulted by a teenager.
  • Female in wheelchair struck by vehicle on Main St. - Police and Fire en route
  • Nuggets have been thrown at a police car

All has been confirmed on the Louisville Police Scanner.

IF THE LINK DOES NOT WORK, LET ME KNOW.

These purge threats are not a joke. Please stay safe

draikinator:

thetaxidermyofyou:

112 people have been killed in Chicago by a group of people reenacted the purge movies.  If your city has been listed as a target; Detroit, MI (8/15) Louisville, KY (8/15), Jacksonville, FL (8/31); please stay inside and take precautions. 

THIS IS FAKE

SOURCE

SOURCE

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IF YOU HEAR SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS LIKE MASS MURDER COMMITTED BY TEENAGE MOVIE FANS GOOGLE BEFORE YOU SPREAD PANIC INDUCING MISINFORMATION